Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
