Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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