Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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