Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
did i just pee glitter
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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