We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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