My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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