So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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