Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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