She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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