she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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