omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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