I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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