when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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