i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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