Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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