So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
