hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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