Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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