They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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