Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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