is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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