So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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