do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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