i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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