coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
you never un-have a 4some
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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