I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Randomize
