She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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