Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think i got beer on your cat.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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