We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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