If that was your dad, he is hot
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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