What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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