WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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