Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
