is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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