margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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