what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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