Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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