Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
being pregnant is like rehab
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ladies don't puke and tell
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
