tell your sister to shave her snatch
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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