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I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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