let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
time to smoke my breakfast
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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