You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
