Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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