I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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