OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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