How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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