Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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