Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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