Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
