honey bunches of taint.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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