Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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