How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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