Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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